Saw this on my friend's facebook note, thought i might as well share the love. 8)
Things you see in a Singapore club. COMPLETE.
The 'Playas'. These people remind me of a song by T.I, 'Whatever You Like'. The chorus goes 'stacks on deck, Patron on ice, we be poppin' bottles all night, baby you can have whatever you like..'
Except that they're poppin' bottles on Daddy's sup card.
These guys really know how to dress up. Burberry shirts, Neighbourhood jeans, white sneakers, Porter card holder (playas don't use wallets, they use card holders), and the QUINTESSENTIAL GUCCI BELT. They are the ones that always keep people waiting for them outside the clubs. And when they finally arrive, their friends won't go like "eh nbcb you think you big fuck arh so long @#$%!!" NO! They'd go "HEY MAN, YOU'RE FINALLY HERE, WE COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU MAN..." The playa, with his self-assured smile, grins a sheepish grin, and proceeds to lead his flock straight to the VIP entrance. He makes small talk with the door bitch, winks at the bouncer, and glides right in. He is surrounded by the most beautiful people around, and is the envy of all the lesser mortals in the club.
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA SO TRUE! Burberry shirts, Neighbourhood jeans, white sneakers, Porter card holder, & the al-mighty GUCCI BELT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The army recruits. (touchy topic, but stilll....HEH.) I am a patriot. I love my country. And i fully appreciate the sacrifice that our young men, barely out of their teens, have to make. From Monday till Friday, they bleed and sweat, enduring verbal abuse and training hard to defend our way of life. They have every right to enjoy themselves when they book out for the weekend.
BUT DO YOU ALL HAVE TO DRESS THE SAME? You know what i'm talking about okay. Polo tees, jeans, and running shoes. Some even wear the army-issue NBs. For fuck's sake, are you seriously expecting your sergeant to pop out of nowhere in front of you and go, "recruit, run 5 rounds around the parade square now. GO." ????! Isn't it bad enough that you all LOOK the same, shaven heads, spectacles and all, do you even have to wear the same shit!? Girls, have you noticed the way some of them look at you? There you are, all dressed up, made up and looking pretty, dancing the night away. In their minds, they have already fucked you twice and you're now giving them a blowjob for good measure. Do yourselves a favour dudes. Have a good wank or 10 before you head out to the clubs. But they're not all that bad though. I love the way they dance.
HAHAHAHAHAHA the writer is damn good, i likeeeeee!
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